This is where I am, and it is real imagine this:

It's the 1960's and you are making a movie. Your film is set in the year 2005... your futuristic vision includes white marble floors, enormous banquet halls with strange echoes and electric hums, soundproofing, and banks and banks of fluorescent lighting, a conference center with plush blue seats and microphones every two feet: an entire institution built with the purpose of accommodating and providing all of the needs of large groups of International Yoga Students of The 21st Century. In order to welcome these esteemed travelers-- for they are, after all, the Healers of the Future-- you arrange dozens of red roses, and assemble a highly dedicated and capable staff to cater to their every whim and need. Because the Students are in such a state of receptivity, you bring into their unsuspecting midst the wisest and most capable Indian yoga teachers on the subcontinent. And these teachers will teach them...

It's pure genius, I tell you. And a total time warp. I feel dizzy and blessed.  ¶ 7:28 PM